
"Mrs. Persoleo - did your baby come out yet?" (asked the morning after I first told them I was pregnant)
"That baby must be pretty BIG!" (when staring right at my enlarging belly)
"Will your baby come out naked?"
"Look! I am pregnant like Mrs. Persoleo" (stuffing a blanket up their shirt in the dramatic play area)
"You can't have that cake - it has too much sugar for the baby." (after an older student brought me a piece of their birthday cake)
"Hey Mrs. Persoleo - does Mr. Dave know you are pregnant?"
"Will you bring your baby with you to school the day after you have it?" (thinking I will still be their teacher, the day after delivery.)
"It must be hard for that little guy to breath in there!" (my class thinks BP is a boy!)